I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture or have compassion. But... he did give me the ability to crack a walnut with my hoo-ha.

It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

I always think that fashion isn't just about clothes; it can be applied to anything.

I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet!

Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men could climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks of winter!

OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.

The ideas can come from anywhere; the energy just comes from loving what I do.

If you want people to like you you have to buy them things.

I always like the current one [collection] the most, that's just my nature!